mindfuckingevil reblogged this from you and added:
did you know if you put more than 5 pounds of forcible pressure on your gootch you can actually shit yourself.
didn’t know that.
dude you didn’t even answer it, c’monnnnnn.
it’s pretty hairy. it’s as hairy as any other area I have that’s more hairy than regular american folk. what do you want me to say? you want me to rate it?
i genuinely feel slightly violated by that last question but i guess its fair game
how hairy is your gootch
wow mindfuckingevil coming through with the tough journalistic questions
first I had to make sure I knew what gootch was, and then I had to check. it’s pretty hairy. hairier than I thought before checking.
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